January 2012
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Fun Fact:
clur-matewsz:
zackisontumblr:
Bob Saget is the voice of future Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother.
everything sucks now
Did you guys seriously not know that?
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December 2011
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barenaked-lady asked: Fuck.. Sorry I think I might have just liked your entire blog.
So many people losing sight of shit.
Jesus.
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slurring-the-punks started following you
what the fuck cory
mermaid-slut-queen asked: im a saggitarius. dat mean i'm *~smart~*
mermaid-slut-queen asked: Exactly. You know what's up.
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mermaid-slut-queen asked: Eye color definitely determines personality.
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jujuthugnasty:
actually me though
gvoy.
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This is like the fourth time today I've gotten the...
Fuck off, Tumblr.
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Noah is willing to pay me to cut all my hair off,...
hey-andy:
I love you and you make me glad to be alive
I promise that I’m gonna pay you back
Fuck, anybody who quotes Pat The Bunny has my heart.
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Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do...
– Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings
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I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think we’re great...
– Holden (Ben Affleck) “Chasing Amy” (via ninjameme)
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lambs-at-the-slaughter replied to your post: lambs-at-the-slaughter replied to your post:…
Naked Helena Bonham Carter automatically improves any movie.
If only she nudied up in Harry Potter. :/
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lambs-at-the-slaughter replied to your post: lambs-at-the-slaughter replied to your post: Super…
Mmm Edward Norton. And Helena Bonham Carter is just an all-around babe.
She’s also naked in just about all of her movies.
Which is fantastic because she is all of the beautiful.
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lambs-at-the-slaughter replied to your post: Super ripped guys aren’t usually attractive at…
That movie is full of attractive people.
Plus Edward Norton’s characters in his movies are smart as shit and I would ravish the fuck out of that man.
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Privilege →
dakania:
From a fellow Occupy Portlander; authorship is not my own, but I most certainly share these ideas.
I have somebody I’d like you to meet. His name is Privilege.
Privilege tells you to make dinner plans instead of taking the streets. Privilege tells you to support but not to participate. Privilege fills your schedule with useless activities. Privilege makes you attack the actions of...
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Super ripped guys aren’t usually attractive at all.
But Brad Pitt in Fight Club just makes me explode.
I mean.
Come on.
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lambs-at-the-slaughter replied to your post: Finally watched Fight Club.
You hadn’t seen it before what kind of person are you
One who doesn’t watch movies that often.
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Are you prepared to die for your beliefs or just to dye your hair?
– Subhumans, Work-Rest-Play-Die (via jasmineral)
tumblr, I fucking hate you.
darklyshadow:
squidmama:
penotbutter:
kottykuns:
hellacoolfunnyyurikid:
princessblaine:
killthecandylady:
rockinrye:
do not log out if you are using chrome/missing e. because you will not be able to get back in unless you use an incognito window. it’ll just keep giving a ‘not found’ tumblr error page when you try to get to tumblr.com.
wtf
wait seriously
It begins
really
...
Finally watched Fight Club.
Holy fucking shit.