February 2012
your-ego-is-showing:
AP Meth Lab
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"My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks"
crustmunch:
“In a row?”
“I believe there are too many children who need loving parents to deny one group...”
– Barack Obama
(via jpbrammer)
Spoiler Alert.
hiddlesfiddlesfassy:
Nicolas Cage teams up with Leonardo DiCaprio, and they steal the Oscars.
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
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“So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed...”
– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via 1612th)
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skinandthread:
All of my prof’s notes are in Comic Sans. I give up.
My photo teacher writes everything in coloured Comic Sans. Notes for TA: Purple Comic Sans.
Email to students: Blue Comic Sans.
Email to everyone else: Assorted colours Comic Sans.
It’s ridiculous.
I feel like Rick Santorum right now.
In other words, I feel like shit.
Being sick sucks.
“If you let people’s perception of you dictate your behavior, you will never grow...”
– George Feeny, Boy Meets World (via safetyscissorssuck)
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Last night.
Wow.
flynnizard:
its funny how we’ll give food to ducks but not to homeless people
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